What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?

HIV

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.