Only one in a million actually works.
They were still monkeys
An -disiac.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.