Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Because its delicious.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Names.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.