Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.