Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.