Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.