What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.