What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects