What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!