Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes