Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.