Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!