Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.