Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.