Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.