Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC