Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes