What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you call a spanish child molester?

A pdrophile

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?