What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?