Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
She remembers them by their last names.
A child with pitchfork in his back
Aleve.
Because it was dead.
Student: A teacher!
She was cross eyed.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
The outside
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Your grandma's jaws
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
An archerd.