What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."