What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero