What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."