What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.