Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Flop.
A Buck-An-Ear
You pay them under the table )
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
He posed for Halloween masks !
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
He was a little shoat.
Ben Carsonogen
Cause Charlie don't serf.
The Maul.
afrosclerosis