Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.