Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades