Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.
Just one if its lochte'd
You ask.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
February... because it has the least number of days
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
Six and a half books.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Cause they don't Habanero!
At the BOO-tique
The Maul.
Eminem.
afrosclerosis
