Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Man, go away!
The bond matures.*
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Public storage.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Cause it's far out, man
Cause they're dead.
At the BOO-tique
At the Darth Mall
A 'murical.
