Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
No hard feelings.
With a crowbar
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
A buck 'n ear
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Antibiotics.
Ont**ARR**io
a bilingual chicken
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Oh, just put it on my bill."
Ben Carsonogen
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
At the Darth Mall
afrosclerosis
Eminem.