Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
A woman changes hers more often.
Because cross products don't commute!
A spaghetto.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!
Shartonnay
Who cares.
At the Darth Mall
A 'murical.
because the heart attack got him first.
