How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly