How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!