How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.