How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!