Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears