Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.