What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.