What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.