What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.