What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.