What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Ceo Jokes More Ceo Jokes

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Chick Fil Jokes More Chick Fil Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.