Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here