Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!