Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
A Baboom!
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
errr mer GERD
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
He came up short on his register.
She's Bright...
Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)