Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!