Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with acid reflux complain?

errr mer GERD

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)