Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
quattro sink-o
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
