Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.