What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.