What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....