What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.