Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.