Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.