Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.