What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.