What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!