What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates