What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.