What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.