What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field