What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.