What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.