What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!