What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Style Jokes More Style Jokes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser