What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.