What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.