What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.