How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*