How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.