How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*