Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it