Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.