Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.