Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies