Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.