Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters