Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.