What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.