What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."