What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"