What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Mourning, everybody!

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What's the problem with your marriage?

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.