Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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Ka-Mayomayo