Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.