Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs