Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.