Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!