Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO