Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"