Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."