Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking