Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.