Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.