Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.