Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks