Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why Asians are good at everything?

Because they're Asians, not Bsians

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.