Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.