What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.