What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir