What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.