What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat