What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!