What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire