What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.