How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

A: It's too little to be out alone.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.