How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.