How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.