How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)