How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.