How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.