How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.