How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.