Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy