Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.