Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.