Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.