He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
Disoriented.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
A seedless, vegetable.
They don't like to get that far from the table.