How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.