He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
A flaggot
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
He married his cousin.
To prove that he was framed!
A heir cut
They both have ornamental balls.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A running joke.
