He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
Girls
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
They both have ornamental balls.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
