Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.