Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.