Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.