What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino