What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.