What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.