Ice caps !
Do you smell carrot?
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Algae-bras
Herr Jordan
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
