What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.