What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant?

Pilot error.