Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.