Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!