Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.