Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.