What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.