What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.