What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.