Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!