Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.