Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.