Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

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It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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So they could win one.

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Because he always uses the force.

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Six foot force :)

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A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Because they like raising a stink !

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Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Diagon alley