Quidditching
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Diagon alley
Walking....J.K . Rowling
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By walking...... JK Rowling
Post on Sundays.
They all dress like Dobby.
It's a charming story.
Because they're both cauldron
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
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Tobaccio
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
The story grows on you.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)
Walking -Jk Rolling
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
Because they lactate.
Inspecto Elemento
Because his parents are vegetables.
Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"
Harry Daughter.
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
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Because they were only a quideach
Because they have a quidditch.
Walking JK, Rolling.
Cast Fetus Deletus.
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
Running . . . JK! Rolling
Hogwarts!
A Harry Potter
Because he catches all the snitches!
I Expectsum Patronum
Walking Jk rolling
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
Ouch! I Hermione!"
You're a lizard Harry!"
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Walking... JK Rolling
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Santa would never free an elf.
Nine and three quarters.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Roll a 40 down the street.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
L-mayo
A Star-Spangled Banner.
All dressed up, with no place to go.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Me: Drunk!
reddit, reddit
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
The type of gas used.
You shall not gas!"
That's my pay-per jam.
A Ford.
