What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus