What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat