What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Previous Random Joke Next

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5