What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.