What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.