What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.