Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's