Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.