Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn