Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's