What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep