Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?

You whore.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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Coz 'e-mmental!

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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A Biplane.

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!