Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?

You whore.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

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Lowercase Letter Jokes More Lowercase Letter Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

G Jokes More G Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*