Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.