Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy