Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting