Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets .
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
They all went down on a President.
Your spine.
When European.
A snowfake.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
Apart from the Spelling?
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Polly wants a firecracker!
In case they run out of bullets.
They never stop lighting up.
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Her' real name is Victor!
You use a boa restrictor
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
