Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets .
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Because he got Snowden!
We're Snowden!
These are nacho-nachos.
Because stealing is the only thing they can do.
Trees. They're quite shady.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
A buck an ear.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
Cancer got Jobs
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
