Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets .
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
I don't know and I don't care.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Pokemon go always goes down on me
I said I'd take either/oar.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
He's Snowden.
We're Snowden!
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
The Secret Service
For Catcalling
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
A full set of teeth.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
