Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets .
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
A: He's the stiff one.
An algorithm.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Sting operation, of course!
Your PUN-unciation
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Fire in the hole!
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
The Secret Service
Petal.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
They need space.
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