Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.