Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.