Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .